We once worked in the Turks and Caicos Islands on a project and my brother stepped outside to go for a run and a Vulture shat on him.
After cleaning himself he set off again and was promptly chased by a pack of wild dogs and had to jump into thorn bushes and throw rocks to ward them off. He came back to the guest house with various scrapes and cuts at which point my Dad said “Oh yes I should have said there are a lot of wild dogs up near the LightHouse.”

So the moral of the story is if you go outside and a Vulture Poos on you then simply turn around and go back inside for the rest of the day….

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