While we were living overseas someone highlighted a newspaper letters page containing correspondence from someone complaining vehemently about people relieving themselves on Indian public beaches, which contained the immortal lines: "Dear Sir, I must protest about the excessive number of Morning Shitters that I encounter on the beach each morning."
TV Interview of a scientist about the Planet of the Apes reboot some years back. They were asked were the Apes realistic? They replied “No” and explained that in the Movie they regularly knocked out their human captors so that they could escape...whereas real Apes would have horribly disemboweled the humans instead. Hollywood for once greatly toning down the violence levels...