The List of Happiness

No No the other One!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iZW909WuB4

I still quote this one (although I say: “I’ll take it….but I am not happy!”) as this was a great joke as he tries to pretend its not his terrible car! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2STH60AEn4&t=3m00s (Also the scene with the Psychologist when Jim Carrey puts the Mask on and nothing happens, "you don't scare me Mr Ipkiss" is very good).

Best headline I ever saw in years of living on Long Island was the New York Post. When Paul Simon and his wife were both arrested for domestic violence there was a picture of Paul looking sheepish in court with a large headline below the picture that read: "THE SOUND OF VIOLENCE"

News Article about mosquitoes : “I don’t know if mosquitoes get drunk, but we see it with fruit flies,” says McAlister. “They do get drunk but they do have very high tolerance. In smaller doses they get very hyperactive – and flirty. And they get less choosy about their partners as well. Give them a larger dose and they just pass out." ........ Sounds pretty much like humans then!