The List of Happiness

No No the other One!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iZW909WuB4

I still quote this one (although I say: “I’ll take it….but I am not happy!”) as this was a great joke as he tries to pretend its not his terrible car! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2STH60AEn4&t=3m00s (Also the scene with the Psychologist when Jim Carrey puts the Mask on and nothing happens, "you don't scare me Mr Ipkiss" is very good).

Best headline I ever saw in years of living on Long Island was the New York Post. When Paul Simon and his wife were both arrested for domestic violence there was a picture of Paul looking sheepish in court with a large headline below the picture that read: "THE SOUND OF VIOLENCE"